Score: 10

"Genious, Spectacular !"

submission: Dailytoon #275

date: October 7, 2006

Like all other submissions by Mr. Show , I could expect nothing less but sheer brilliance and talent. Mr. Show , I find your works commendable , your unique take on pop culture and seemingly trivial things that affect our lives are simply amazing! You never let people down when you submit, you always have something new in store!

I will fiffen this flash and I will add you to the top of my favorites list.

Please by all means , keep up with the good work!

Score: 10

"Wowzers Zekey"

submission: The Magical Adventure!!!!

date: September 18, 2006

I didn't knew you could speak Portuguese! You're one smart lizard, I'll tell you that!

Score: 7

"It's Funny"

submission: A G00b's Feast

date: September 12, 2006

I thought this was very creative and even though it didn't have the greatest graphics , it sure made it all up by being funny and unusual . Pretty good job here .

Score: 3

"Take note"

submission: The 58fps Collab

date: September 12, 2006

I don't have usually have a problem with spam movies as long as they try to be funny , unusual or original ... this type of spam movie has been many , many times already and it's not even offensive anymore .

This movie was just dull , it ripped off the same spam techniques used by the Star Syndicate... and why bother setting your fps to 65?! It's just more work for yourself and it's not gonna accomplish anything at the end anyways except being a half-assed attempt for the TOTW .

Hopefully , this won't get TOTW because it's very dull and unworthy of the exposure.

Score: 7

""Sex sells""

submission: Staggy 2

date: August 30, 2006

Now , this was a pretty neat game as far as it goes to graphics interactivity , violence and execution.

However , I couldn't help but notice ( since it was literally slapped on my face ) the whole deal with getting a date with a girl by getting a highscore on this game - I thought It was very disturbing and somewhat of an underhanded and unnecessary move to promote this game that actually tarnishes its integrity.

This site is already populated by many hentai addicts and pervs as it is and this sort of move favors this sort of "culture" that brews here and by golly , many other game sites after seeing your success are going to follow suit by adopting similar tactics to promote their games since this is definitely one of the key reasons why this game was able to secure a #2 on the top 50 spots despite the biased retarded preteen audience that votes extremely low on games and make it almost impossible for a game to stay on the top 50 even though it takes more work to make a game than a movie (...)

I bet that after October 15th ( if not earlier) , this game will no longer remain on the top 50 as the rabid braindead masses of 12 year olds will no longer find any reasons to keep it on the top after one of them earns his "date" of a lifetime so yeah , keep teasing their little cocks until then because it's a surefire way to keep you on the top and get you millions and millions of views here ...

Score: 10

"This made me laugh"

submission: Mario Kombat!

date: August 30, 2006

Alright buddies , well ... you got the Turd so congratulations to yall ~ ! Now , don't listen to what these flaming jerks are saying ... just take this as a sign to work harder on your future animations and don't quit flash like these asses are saying . If you work on your skills , I'm pretty sure you can turn things around!

That's all I have to say.

Score: 10

"Hahaha"

submission: TV's 50th Flashtravaganza

date: August 26, 2006

Gotta love these classic inside jokes ! So ... a google search for F00D's name yields many different results huh?! There's probably some hidden joke behind the obvious catch ! Anyways , congratulations on your 50th submission and I have voted "5" on this !

Score: 10

"Review for "Popular!""

submission: Popular!

date: August 23, 2006

I don't understand why a game of this caliber is being rated so low by these idiots! I've read some of the previous reviews and some of them seem to have a reading/comprehension disorder because they are getting some pretty shitty ideas of what this game is all about : it has nothing to do with sending a message of "you have to be popular to be happy" or some other stupidity that comes out of their little pea brains ! This game parodies all of that and it shouldn't be taken seriously at all!
It's just good old flash fun in the end!

Now , I thought this game was simply marvelous ! The graphics were very lovely ( kinda Southparkish ) and it had surprisingly gory animated scenes in it which was pretty good! The games in it added to the diversity of this piece ... ! One time you're running away from nerds , the other you are beating up robots ! It must have taken quite awhile to design these 3 separate in-games in it as well as the cutscenes !

I know how hard it is to make a flash movie and a videogame is way harder than that ! Not only you have to do the animation but a shitload of coding to make things work ! Unfortunately , most of these idiots don't seem to give a damn about how long a project like this takes which is very sad because it discourages the artist from making more games ( hence , the reason why there are barely any games in this site anymore apart from those sponsored by ArmorGames...) .

Anyways , I am digressing ...! Your game was superb and by all means keep up with your good work and I wish you the best of luck on your future projects !

5/5 :D

Score: 10

"`~~`555 ``` BBB``~!@#@## Brilliant!####@#~~~5555"

submission: Noodle Salad

date: August 15, 2006

Astounding ! A true testament to the superiority of Clocks above all! 'Tis magnificent indeed! A compelling and revealing piece that rivals some of the greatest works of art created by man! This is indeed , the equivalent of Mona Lisa to Flash!

Score: 10

"Rocked!"

submission: 50 Cent: ATII80D 12

date: August 11, 2006

Man , you make something as lame as 50 cent look cool with this !
This is good shit!